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Fight club

Some go to bars to drink and forget; others to socialise and hang out. But do you know there’s a watering hole in China that caters specifically to angry people? Since April last year, the Rising Sun Anger Release Bar in Nanjing has become all the rage (excuse the pun) for people who suffer from… Read More »

Scare tactics

What has Gloucestershire Airport in the UK used to frighten away birds?a) scarecrows along the tarmacb) sounds made by the bald eaglec) a bright light flashed every 20 secondsd) music sung by Tina Turner Technorati Tags: scare tactics quiz Gloucestershire Airport

I could have written that!

You know, sometimes when you are reading the news, and you go like “Damn… I could have written the headline!” Here are a couple that I have been toying with lately: “Guess what? She’s dead!”About the sudden departure of Anna Nicole Smith “Rollin out of Dell”About the not-so-sudden departure of Kevin Rollins Of course, I… Read More »

Top 10 times in history when using “*&%#” was appropriate

10. “What the *&%# was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima9. “Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?” – Custer8. “Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein7. “It does so *&%#ing look like her!” – Picasso6. “How the *&%# did you work that out?” – Pythagoras5. “You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?” –… Read More »