Author Archives: Bartender

Even softer today

Yesterday’s dump seemed to be a prelude to the softer delivery this morning. The shape of the shit also reminded me of a quotation mark or some kind of cartoon character.

Even nicer today

Had to rush off for an early conference yesterday so didn’t have the luxury of time to take a dump. But this morning’s delivery made up for the break, with a nicely formed pair and a floating satellite.

Holiday shit

It’s a holiday today so that’s why the output was quite decent as I had the luxury of time to do my business.