You may wonder about the lack of dumps every Sunday. No, it’s not a question of faith. (Like Confucius says, “If shit has to happen, let it happen PROPERLY.”) Usually, I make it out early on Sundays, so sometimes there isn’t ample time to do it properly.
This past weekend, it was due to flu and fever which, had it dragged until tomorrow, would have been the longest spell of non-delivery. As it is, the dump came late in the evening. The little piece of toilet paper was for the running nose.
