Almost hidden shit, again
Had something like this last month. In a situation like this, should I zoom in?
Monthly Archives: December 2010
A short, 140-character message from the Creator
Tried to find God on Twitter and this is what came up. Sample tweets: Did you hear about the dyslexic person who tried to commit suicide? He threw himself behind a bus! Sry, had to share. Not very godly of me. Can’t argue w this email: “@God why have you forsaken us? why did you… Read More »
Pre-dawn delivery
Woke up around 4am this morning for this unscheduled dump. Must have been something I ate last night. The salted egg? Chicken wings? You may ask, “Can this activity be scheduled?” Well, I don’t know about you. Mine’s usually just after breakfast.
No Viagra required
Who needs Viagra when you have a major erection like this?
Speaking of migration…
This morning’s dump underwent a bit of migration again. The top piece was floating for a while before it settled to the bottom to form the prongs of a pitch fork or the euro symbol (rotated 90 degrees anti-clockwise), depending on how you look at it.
Curly wurly on the move
Normally, when you have your dump, you would expect the shit to stay put [put]. But this morning’s stools did a bit of a migration while I was bracketing the shots. And if I tell you this is how it ended up, you’ll probably say, “You’re kidding!” Right. This was actually the second delivery, roughly… Read More »