Life of an egg By 5tephen 4eo | May 29, 2007 0 Comment So you thought your life is bad? Now, imagine if you’re an egg. You’ll only get laid once. It takes four minutes to get hard and two minutes to get soft. You have to share a box with 11 other guys. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. Technorati Tags: funny stuff egg life Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Pocket WhatsApp Telegram Line