Tag Archives: Type 3

Forced delivery

This constipation thing seemed to be getting out of hand until I took matters into my own tummy this morning to force a hard landing. Even so, the result wasn’t spectacular.

Limited output

For once, I was able to deliver on a Sunday without rush, but the volume of output was a bit disappointing.

Accumulated shit

Another Saturday went by without a dump. That’s the third consecutive non-delivery Saturday. Still, the accumulated shit this morning didn’t amount to much.

Not as bad as I thought

No diarrhea today. On the contrary, the stools were noticeably harder. So much for past performances as an indication of future results.