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Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (1)

A stitch in time saves nine what?Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?Do mass murderers kill only in church?How is it possible to have a civil war?If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?If our knees bent the other way, what… Read More »

You jump, I also jump

The Titanic was sinking and there weren’t enough lifeboats. So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy water to make room for women and children. To the British, he said, “You must act like a gentleman.”They jumped. To the Americans, he said, “You can be heroes.”They complied. To the Germans,… Read More »