When will a fact sound vaguely vulgar?

When it involves the following statements: Oedipus was a motherfucker. A zebra is a hell of a lot bigger than an A bra. Bisexuals masturbate with either hand. Castration takes balls. Even a rat likes to go into a different hole every now and then. Related stuff: One man’s vulgarity is another’s lyric

Back to familiar territory

This morning’s dump looked like a twig, or if your imagination really takes you there, a dildo. I guess it’s a nice break after several calligraphic strokes.