Author Archives: 5tephen 4eo

India-cent proposal

An Indian chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, but he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. With the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her: Most worthy of your estimationafter a long considerationand much mediation.I have a strong indicationto become your… Read More »

Oh shit!

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a woman opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps horse dung all over the carpet. He then proudly announces, “Ma’am, if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t do wonders cleaning up… Read More »

Better than Ronaldinho

Now that there’s so much buzz about Vietnam due to the APEC Summit in Hanoi, I just thought it might be timely to highlight a unique sport in neighbouring Myanmar. Called Chinlone, the goal of this non-competitve sport (or should it be dance?) is to push yourself and your team to attempt extremely difficult moves… Read More »

Mind teaser #3

A wealthy man named Richard Ellis had been counting his money. When he finished, he accidentally left a $100 bill on his desk. But when he returned for it a short while later, it was gone. Only two other persons could have seen the bill. One was the maid; the other was the butler.The maid… Read More »