Mr. & Mr. Smith

The phone rings at the law firm of Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith.
“I’d like to speak to Mr. Smith, please.”
“I’m sorry, Mr. Smith is out of town.”
“Then could I speak to Mr. Smith?”
“I’m sorry, Mr. Smith is playing golf.”
“Well, then, how about Mr. Smith?”
“Mr. Smith will be in court all day.”
“Oh well, then I might as well speak to Mr. Smith.”
“Speaking.”