Top 10 times in history when using “*&%#” was appropriate

10. “What the *&%# was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima
9. “Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?” – Custer
8. “Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein
7. “It does so *&%#ing look like her!” – Picasso
6. “How the *&%# did you work that out?” – Pythagoras
5. “You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?” – Michelangelo
4. “I don’t suppose it’s gonna *&%#ing rain.” – Joan of Arc
3. “Scattered *&%#ing showers… my ass!” – Noah
2. “I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!” – JFK
1. “Aw, c’mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?” – Bill Clinton

Elsewhere, in an effort to improve manners ahead of the 2010 World Expo, the Shanghai municipal government is proposing a law to fine residents who swear in public. According to one official, the law would not only improve Shanghai’s image but also make it safer because “dirty words often lead to fights”.

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